A TRIBUTE TO JIMMY RAY : Ken Tuccio pays tribute to one of the forgotten musical trendsetters of the 1990's, a young British man with slicked back hair and skin tight jeans; Jimmy Ray ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
PLAY-DOH HOLIDAY PACK : Play-Doh, the best playable compound on the market, comes stuffed in minature tubs and packaged in a candy cane. It's the perfect Christmas stocking stuffer ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TURKEY DAY : From wine selection, to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, all the way to dinner with the family; Ken takes a look at his own personal Thanksgiving Day routine ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
LONG ELEGANT LEGS SUMMER 2008 CATALOG : Long Elegant Legs claims to be "The Authority on Fit for the Tall Woman", and for some reason Ken has one of their catalogs ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
MY BIBLE - OLD & NEW TESTAMENT COLORING BOOK : Moses, Noah, David, Goliath, and even Jesus Christ himself are outlined in black and white in this religious themed coloring book ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
GET TO KNOW THE TNA KNOCKOUTS : Take a little time to meet the women of Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, these scantily clad females call themselves the TNA Knockouts ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
MIDDLE-AGED DOUCHEBAGS : Ken examines middle-aged douchebags. 40-year old men you can regularly find at bars, wearing Dockers khakis and flirting with chicks half their age ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
IF MY MORNING COMMUTE WAS LIKE MARIO KART : Ken imagines how awesome it would be if his early commute into the office was similar to the races in Mario Kart ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
DR. RUTH'S GUIDE TO COLLEGE LIFE : Dr. Ruth's Guide To College Life is a book from a 70-summod year old sex expert, and it strives to make ones transition into College life stress free ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE COUCH FIGHTER : Spawned from the success of the UFC, and normally decked out in Tapout T-shirts and tribal tattoos, The Couch Fighter is the epitome of a faux tough-guy ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
2008 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS CHEERLEADERS POSTER : This poster of the 2008 Patriots Cheerleaders is an item regularly used for masturbation by lonely men across the Northeast ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
5 CARTOON CHARACTERS I'D LIKE TO GET STONED WITH : Ken takes a look at the 5 cartoon characters he'd like to get stoned with. Don't act like you've never thought about it ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TUCCIOHOLIC'S HALLOWEEN HAVOC 2008 : Follow the link for the complete archive of all the spooky articles included in Tuccioholic's Halloween Havoc 2008 ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE DANIELLE FISHEL : Ken talks about a cashier at his supermarket who bares a striking resemblance to the actress who played Topanga on Boy Meets World ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
KEN TUCCIO RETRO : This installment of Ken Tuccio Retro is from October 2006. Ken examines a board game version of a game everyone played atleast once in their life, Hangman ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
EGGO STUFFED FRENCH TOASTER STICKS : Eggo has taken their popular French Toaster Sticks and "improved" them. By "improved" I mean they stuffed them with maple syrup ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
CHEWY LEMONHEAD & FRIENDS CANDY : Ken takes a look at Chewy Lemonhead & Friends Candy, a new jelly-bean tasting treat released under the classic Lemonheads banner ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
KEN TUCCIO RETRO : This installment of Ken Tuccio Retro is from October 2006. Ken sees just how spicy a bag of "Dirty" Jalapeno Heat Potato Chips really is ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
STDMATCH.NET : Are you single, lonely, and suffering from herpes? Well, this is the website for you. STDMatch.net strives to connect singles who have one thing in common; STD's ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
HOSTESS POUND CAKES : Unhealthy pastries don't get much tastier than Pound Cake, and the folks at Hostess have now released this loaf of awesomeness to the masses ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
KEN TUCCIO RETRO : This installment of Ken Tuccio Retro is from September 2006. Ken takes a farm in a bag and gives personalities to the plastic animals within it ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
NICKELODEON SLIME : Slime has long been a staple of Nickelodeon, and after an almost 20 year hiatus, Jakks Pacific has re-released the play-at-home version of the green goo ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
GIANT LOLLIPOP : The Giant Lollipop is an oversized, brighly colored, affordable, piece of candy that brings joy to the taste buds of whomever is lucky enough to eat it ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
KEN TUCCIO RETRO : This installment of Ken Tuccio Retro is from November 2006. In this article Ken runs through the contents of an unlabeled VHS tape he happened to find ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
40 RULES FOR PROPER MOVIE THEATER ETIQUETTE : People are rude everywhere, but they're worst at the movies. To combat this, Ken created 40 rules that every movie-goer should follow ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
BACKYARD SAFARI NETGUN : The Backyard Safari Netgun is an awesome piece of plastic weaponry that is sure to make insects small and large trembling in fear ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA - PRINCE CASPIAN SWORD : This sword is billed as an "Authentic Replica" to the one used in the movie. It's made of hollow plastic and makes sounds ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
KEN TUCCIO RETRO : This installment of Ken Tuccio Retro is from September 2006. In this article Ken takes on the lofty task of creating his own homemade Floam ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
5 FLICKS I ASSOCIATE WITH MY CHILDHOOD : Ken looks back on his childhood and waxes poetic about the 5 films that he directly associates with his misspent youth ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WHOPPERS REESES PEANUT BUTTER FLAVORED CANDY : The folks at Whoppers have teamed up with the folks at Reeses to create a malted milk ball that can only be described as awesome ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
2003 WWE DIVAS UNDRESSED MAGAZINE : The yearly WWE Divas Magazines are what lonely wrestling fans turn to when the internet runs completely out of porn ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE MYSTERY OF THE TUPPERWARE CONTAINER : This is the story of a mysterious food product, housed in a Tupperware container, in the back of Ken's fridge. Bon Appetit ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
DARTH TATER : Darth Tater took the world by storm in 2005. To this day it's still considered to be the cutest, most adorable, Sith spud to ever be produced by Playskool ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE PARKING LOT SAGA : Ken talks about a run in he had in a Starbucks parking lot with a US Army veteran. The original title for this article was Apocalpse Frappuccino ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE DAY I WAS DEAF : Ken looks back at the day he woke up without the ability to hear. It was an interesting day, an educational day, but more than all that; a quiet day ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
POTC : SWASHBUCKLERS - BEASTLY KRAKEN : From the Swashbucklers line of Pirates of the Caribbean toys comes the Beastly Kraken; a sea creature hell bent on destruction ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
HULKEY POKEY HULK : Hulkey Pokey Hulk is a toddler-oriented version of everybodies favorite gamma-charged superhero. He sings, dances, and does the hokey pokey ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
JESUS CHRIST KICKS ASS : Ken wants to talk to you about Jesus, but not in the preachy/churchy sort of way; more in the blasphemous, piss off regular Church-goers sort of way ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
KRYSTAL ROKS : Krystal Roks sounds like a drug, and comes packaged in boxes with designs that look like they came straight out of Woodstock, but it's actually rock candy. Go figure ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS : Ken talks about the worst time during a trip to the movie theater, that time period between when you take your seats and the beginning of the flick ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
STAR WARS : THE CLONE WARS - YODA FIGURE : The brand new Yoda figure from the Star Wars : The Clone Wars CGI movie is the creepiest looking Jedi you'll ever see ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TMNT MUTATIONS - MUTATING MIKE : This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figure of Michaelangelo transforms from a pet turtle into a Ninja Warrior in a few easy steps ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
MOON SAND : Ken's been told about how great Moon Sand was for quite a while, and he finally took the time to see just how awesome this "sand you can mold" truly is ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
STUFF'S 102 SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD 2002 : This supplement to a Stuff Magazine from 2002 highlights the 102 women who, at the time, were considered the sexiest in the world ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WWF WRESTLING BUDDIES : Ken takes a look at Tonka's WWF Wrestling Buddies, the stuffed toy that every young wrestling fan from the early 90's wanted to own ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
MINI DIG - SHARKS TEETH : Ken summons his inner archaeologist by digging through this small hunk of sand in an attempt to find two small sharks teeth hidden within ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE FIRST MOVIE I SAW IN THEATERS : Do you remember the first movie you saw in theaters? Ken remembers his. Here's a hint, the movie starred Dolph Lundgren, and it wasn't Rocky IV ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
CRAYOLA DESIGN A TIE : This product from Crayola is called Design A Tie, and it allows you to design your own neckties using fabric crayons, a household iron, and a creative imagination ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TOXIC WASTE - HAZARDOUSLY SOUR CANDY : Ken risks his life by trying Toxic Waste, a sour candy that comes in a yellow garbage can and is described as "hazardously sour" ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE NEW HAVEN COLISEUM IMPLOSION OF 2007 : Ken travels back to January 2007, when a Connecticut landmark, the New Haven Coliseum, fell down and went boom ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
HANNAH MONTANA CALLS : The internet has now provided you with a new way to annoy your friends and family; you can have Hannah Montana call them on the phone ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
OLOGY WORLD - THE MINOTAUR : Ken talks about a kick ass figure of the man-bull creature The Minotaur, from the series of Mythology figures called Ology World ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TETRIS RAMBLINGS : It's the classic game where your goal is to line up blocks of different shapes in an effort to make other blocks of different shapes disappear. It rocks ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
5 REASONS KIRAN CHETRY IS AWESOME : Ken takes a look at the host of CNN's American Morning, Kiran Chetry, and gives 5 reasons why he thinks she's awesome ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
CHEETOS CRACKER TRAX : Cracker Trax are the brand new snack from Chester Cheetah and the folks at Cheetos. They're just like the classic Cheetos snacks, only in cracker form ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
LEGENDS OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING FIGURES : Ken takes a look at a seldom talked about line of figures from Figures Toy Company called Legends of Professional Wrestling ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
EXTRA FRUIT SENSATIONS : Fruit Sensations are fruit flavored sugarfree gum from the folks at Extra. If you're a fan of gum that loses its flavor after 2 minutes, this may be the gum for you ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
MUPPET BABIES ACTIVITY FUN CASE : Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and the rest of the Muppet Babies take part in the puzzles and games that are included in this Activity Fun Case ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
CRANE MACHINES : Ken has long had a love for crane machines, and he's also pretty damn skilled at them. He describes his passion for crane machine in this article ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WARMING UP LEFTOVER PIZZA : Ken needs to eat lunch, there's some leftover pizza in his fridge, he decides to warm it up as his midday nourishment. This is that story ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WARHEADS QBZ : Qbz are the new sour endeavor from the folks who made your face pucker as a child. Billed as "sour fruit chews", Qbz are aim to introduce Warheads to a new generation ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
BIRTHDAY BALLOONS : Themed birthday balloons are a staple of any child's birthday celebration. In this article Ken take a look at several of the themed balloons available to todays youth ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
OF CORPSE : Upon their death some people want to be buried, others want to be cremated, but Ken's got a more creative idea which he outlines it in this somewhat morbid article ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
SUPASPLAT SPLATBLASTER : The SupaSplat Splatblaster is a kick-ass blue toy gun that hurls colored balls of water at unsuspecting victims. As you can imagine, it's pretty damn awesome ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
CRY BABY BUBBLE GUM : Arguably the most sour gum on the market, Cry Baby Bubble Gum has been forcing kids to make weird faces due to it's tart taste for a very long time ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
STAR WARS HEROES & VILLAINS PLAYING CARDS : These are two decks of playing cards adorned with images of iconic Star Wars characters, and also the dude Jimmy Smits played ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
MUDDY BEARS : Ken takes a look at a box of Muddy Bears, which are classic gummi bears covered in chocolate; a combination that tastes almost as disgusting as it sounds ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
ZACHARY FRUIT SLICES : Not many people like generic candy, because most of it stinks. Ken takes a look at one such candy, Fruit Slices, in this not-so-generic article ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WHITE CASTLE MICROWAVEABLE CHEESEBURGERS : Ken explains why cheeseburgers from White Castle are the best thing to come out of a microwave since buttered popcorn ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
FLORIDA'S NATURAL AU'SOME FRUIT STIKS : The folks at Florida's Natural are trying to make healthy eating fun for kids with this cartoon covered box of fruit snacks ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
5 REASONS YOO-HOO ROCKS MY SOCKS : Yoo-Hoo is an under-appreciated beverage, Ken wants to change that. To do so he's compiled a list of 5 reasons Yoo-Hoo rocks his socks ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
APPLICATION, BY THE BOOK : Ken looks back on the College application process, a process he went through with the aid of several instructional books his Mother provided him with ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WIND UP SUSHI : Wind Up Sushi are wind up toy versions of sushi rolls. I'll say that again. Wind Up Sushi are wind up toy versions of sushi rolls. Okay, go and read the article ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
KEEBLER FUDGE SHOPPE - FUDGE FILLED COOKIES : These fudge filled treats are the newest cookie from the Keebler Elves. They're covered in fudge, filled with fudge, and just plain awesome ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
STUFF MAGAZINE - FEBRUARY 2002 : Remember that issue of Stuff Magazine from February 2002? No? Well, get ready to get nostalgic because Ken highlights that magazine in this article ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TRAYS FOR ASH : When Ken was in grade school he wanted to be creative during art class. Sadly, he was never given the chance, as he was always instructed to mold a wad of clay into an ashtray ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WWE RUTHLESS AGGRESSION - CANDICE MICHELLE : Some kids like their female action figures slutty, and they don't get much sluttier than this lingerie clad Candice Michelle figure ...::: CLICK TO READ :::
OREO STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE CREME : Oreo cookies have a brand new filling, Strawberry Milkshake Creme. These pink and black treats are looking to bring a new twist to the classic cookie ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
MELTED ICE CREAM SPRAY CANDY : Alot of people like the taste of ice cream that is slightly melted. This is that type of taste in spray candy form. No, it's not as good as it sounds .... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
FLIP SIDES PRETZEL CRACKERS : Flip Sides Pretzel Crackers are a pretzel/cracker hybrid from the folks at Keebler Town House. It's the first step in the elves' bid towards world domination ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON CARMEN SANDIEGO : Ken believes that he and Carmen Sandiego would be the perfect romantic pairing, and he explains why in this Rockapella inspired article ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WORLD OF MMA CHAMPIONS - TITO ORTIZ : Ken takes a look at a very cool looking action figure version of UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. This is an action figure that is sure to grizzle up your bedroom ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
HOW TO FOLD A T-SHIRT : Folding is serious business, and in many ways it's an artform. Ken Tuccio gives you step by step instructions on the proper way to fold a T-Shirt ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
CHEEZ-IT STIX : Your mind is about to be blown. Classic Cheez-It snacks now come in stick form. I'll give you a minute to take that in. In this article Ken takes a look at the stick shaped snack ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
FANIMALS : Fanimals are cute, animal shaped, fans. Their goal is to make keeping cool fun, because if there's ever something that should be fun, it's keeping cool ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
COMBOS ZESTY SALSA TORTILLA : Combos has launched a brand new flavor, Zesty Salsa Tortilla. It's a stone ground corn chip filled with zesty salsa flavored filling ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TARGET LIMITED EDITION HULK FIGURE : This is a Target exclusive figure for the new movie, The Incredible Hulk. It's big, it's got veins, it's green, and it's incredibly awesome ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TOPAZ WARRIOR : Ken Tuccio reminsces about his first vehicle, a 1992 Mercury Topaz. The car was off white, handled horribly, and could probably survive a nuclear blast ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WWE RAW ATTITUDE ENERGY DRINK : WWE has entered the energy drink world with Raw Attitude; a tasteless, urine colored, beverage that gives wrestling fans a much needed boost ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
HAMPTON FARMS HOT NUTS : You might not think an article about peanuts would be exciting, but these aren't ordinary peanuts. These are spicy peanuts with genuine "Lousiana Flavor" .... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
MINT CRISP M&M'S : Mint Crisp M&M's are the brand new flavor of the classic candy. They combine the sensuality of mint with the sexiness of chocolate, and they come in the color green ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
A&W FLOAT : This new product, called A&W Float, brings the classic taste of a homemade root beer float into a bottle. If you like root beer floats without real ice cream, this product may be for you ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
ANIMORPHIN' ELEPHANT RANGER : The Animorphin' Elephant Ranger is a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger whose special morphing power allows him to turn into a gigantic green pachyderm ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
LOOKING FOR LOVE : Ken Tuccio takes a look at the world of online dating. It's filled with lies from both guys and girls, extremely cheesy photos, and hopes of finding true love ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
MY ECW HAT : Ken tells the tale of his favorite peice of clothing, a ratty old ECW baseball cap. It's a decade old, has never been machine washed, and is full of sweat stains and stories ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
PROPERLY MAKING CHOCOLATE MILK : Too many people make chocolate milk the wrong way. Ken Tuccio attempts to educate you on how to properly make chocolate milk ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
HANNAH MONTANA CONCERT CANDY : Hannah Montana Concert Candy are sweet and sour gummy instruments that come in extremely disturbing shapes ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
JESSE VENTURA - MAN OF ACTION : Ken takes a look at an action figure that immortalizes the former Governor of Minnesota as a Volunteer Football Coach, complete with Zubaz pants ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TIC-TAC CITRUS PUNCH : The mint moguls at Tic-Tac have released a brand new flavor, Citrus Punch. A mint that is brightly colored and fruit filled with a very manly name ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL - THE OFFICIAL MAGAZINE : Ken takes a look at the official magazine for Disney's High School Musical. A publication aimed directly at 10 year old girls ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
FAUXSICKERY : When you're a kid, faking sick to get out of going to school is an artform. Ken takes a look at what it takes to succesfully trick your parents into thinking you're too sick to learn ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TEDDY GRAHAMS TRAIL MIX : The classic Teddy Grahams bears are now combined with pretzels, Cheese Nips, raisins, and more in a new mix bound to make you feel all rustic on the inside ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
SUPER COUPS : You know those envelopes filled with local coupons that you normally toss away as junk mail, well Ken examines a package of them in this riveting, money saving article ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
BURGER KING POTATO SNACKS : Burger King has entered the snack field with two different treats, both are the King's way to try and knock Doritos, Lays, and Ruffles off their perch ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
PRO WRESTLING IN THE REAL WORLD : Ken Tuccio takes a look at the different aspects of pro wrestling, and explains why certain ones would carry over well into everyday life ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
INDIANA JONES ADVENTURE SPOON : Eating with a spoon just got alot more exciting. The Indiana Jones Adventure Spoon will make sporks cry and butterknives dull themselves in shame ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
CAPE COD POTATO CHIPS: Cape Cod Potato Chips are absolutely awesome. They're everything a potato chip should be, and Ken explains why in this extremely tasty article ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
GRANDMA'S BIRTHDAY : Ken takes a look at his Grandmother's birthday and discusses a present that wasn't horribly appropriate for an 87 year old woman ... .::: CLICK TO READ :::
EGGO MINI MUFFIN TOPS: The folks at Eggo have shrunk down the best part of a muffin. It's an insanely awesome breakfast treat that comes piping hot out of your toaster ...::: CLICK TO READ :::
SKITTLES XTREME FRUIT BUBBLE GUM : Bubble Gum just got a little more "Xtreme". Skittles Xtreme Fruit Bubble Gum is the gum for folks who like to live their life on the edge ... . ::: CLICK TO READ :::
AT THE GYM : Ken takes a look at the various personalities you find at gyms across the country. If you break a sweat while reading this article, you may need to get yourself in better shape ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TMNT NINJA BATTLE GEAR : This radical set gives a potential hero in a halfshell everything they need to defend themselves from Shredder and the Foot Clan, even Mutating Ooze ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WCW RING MASTERS - CHRIS JERICHO : One of the worst wrestling toy lines ever saw wrestlers dressed as mafia members, construction workers, executioners, and in this case; a lion tamer ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
DANCE CLUB DAZE : Ken feels sympathetic for girls in dance clubs because he realizes that most guys are tools. Ken explains why most guys who go to dance clubs are tools, in this article ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
HAWAIIAN PUNCH BERRY LIMEAID & LEMON BERRY : Two new flavors of Hawaiian Punch, both featuring a laid back Punchy on the label. Your fridge just got alot hipper ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
WWE SHOP 2005 HOLIDAY CATALOG : Who says there's nothing good on the internet? Ken Tuccio takes a look at the 2005 WWE Shop Holiday Catalog ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
AUTOMATIC RESPONSE FROM KEN : Instant Messaging. You're probably using it right now. You are aren't you? Well, stop using IM so that you can read this article about IM ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TATERS OF THE LOST ARK : Ken Tuccio takes a look at the spudified version of everyones favorite Professor of Archaeology. He's got a hat, a whip, and is chock full of carbs and awesomeness ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
DOODLE PIRATE : A Doodle Pirate is a stuffed swashbuckler who gets his jollies when you tattoo him with washable markers, throw him in the laundry, then do it all over again ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE MAN WHO PEED ON THE FLOOR : Ken Tuccio tells the horrific story of a Men's Room experience gone bad, where a gentleman opted to use the floor as opposed to a toilet ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
STINK WITH CHILDREN : Some people just aren't good with kids, Ken Tuccio is one of those people. This is the story of his quest to engage in successful interaction with a child ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
RUDYFU : This is Ken's nostalgic trip to the mid '90's, where he fondly remembers the creation of his first AOL screen name. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll add him to your Buddy List ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TRUTH AND SUPPLIES : Break out your Trapper Keeper, some heavy pink erasers, and your mechanical pencils because Ken is looking back at the world of school supplies ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
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