Professional wrestling has a lot of outlandish characters with unique looks.

There were wrestlers like The Ultimate Warrior, a man who stood out due to his face paint and brightly colored tassels. Wrestlers like Randy Savage leapt to the front of the crowd thanks to his neon tights and flamboyant cowboy hats. Hell, even someone as classy as Ric Flair found a way to pop out of the masses with his sequined robes and custom made suits.

You see, in the world of pro-wrestling the trick is to be unique, and a one of a kind look is a sure fire way to be just that.

The point I'm trying to get across is that, in the wrestling world, you don’t want to blend into the crowd, because if you do you’ll end up like Alex “The Pug” Porteau.

The fact that most of you have no idea who he is helps to prove my point.

Anyways, while wrestling is filled with countless tights and outfits that would make even the most flamboyant Broadway costume designer blush, it’s also home to some of the most ridiculous haircuts in the world. While celebrities the world over spend thousands of dollars getting their hair professionally done at high end salons, many professional wrestlers look as if they got their hair done at a barber’s College for blind students. Some of the styles are so over the top ridiculous that you can’t even describe them, but today I make it my mission to do just that.

Today I’m going to take a look at what I believe are Pro-Wrestling’s 5 Most Ridiculous Haircuts. Some are donned by current wrestlers, others were worn by wrestlers from yesteryear, but they all have one thing in common; they look absurd.

#5 – Tyson Kidd

Tyson Kidd is one of the newest members of the WWE roster.

Kidd was trained in the Hart Family Dungeon, a famous facility that has taught some of the best wrestlers in the world how to perfect their trade. It’s been said that time spent at the Hart Family Dungeon would teach a wrestler not only how to successfully compete in the ring, but how to respectfully carry themselves out of it.

Unfortunately, training at the Dungeon doesn’t guarantee that you’re going to have a great head of hair.

Tyson Kidd’s hairstyle looks as if the barber got bored and quit halfway through. His head is essentially bald, a look which would be normal and acceptable had he chosen to go that route, but instead he opted to keep tiny little spikes on the front portion of his head; spikes he gels up in a way that makes him look like a Long Island douchebag with alopecia.

Tyson’s hair is extremely distracting, much like the mole Fred Savage donned in Austin Powers In Goldmember. It's so distracting that I’m fairly confident if I had a conversation with him, I wouldn’t be able to look him in the eyes, as I’d constantly be gazing at the four or five gelled up spikes of dirty blond hair poking out of the top of his forehead.

WWE announcers have attempted to justify Tyson’s ridiculous haircut by saying, “It’s a crown, because he refers to himself as ‘The Crown Prince of Wrestling’”, personally I think that’s BS, because if I lived in a monarchy where my Prince had hair like Tyson Kidd, I’d definitely attempt to overthrow the government.

The saddest part is, despite the ridiculous hairstyle, he still gets to boink Jim Neidhart's daughter Natalya ...

Further proving that life isn't fair.

#4 – Kane

I feel sorry for Kane.

Seriously, I do.

I don’t feel bad for Kane because he was forced to star in See No Evil, nor do I feel bad for him because he supported the Presidential campaign of Ron Paul; I feel bad for Kane because he has to walk around with half a shaved head and no eyebrows.

For those of you unfamiliar with the world of pro-wrestling, Kane’s character is essentially that of a horror movie monster. He’s supposed to be a scary and intimidating individual that causes small children to shake in fear throughout the night, similar to Freddy Kreuger or Jason Voorhees, a role he has successfully portrayed for the past decade.

Here's the thing though, when Robert Englund or Kane Hodder went home from the set, they didn’t have to stay in horror movie makeup; Kane sort of does.

You see, wrestling doesn’t have an off-season or a break from filming, which means that year round Kane has to stay in character. That means that all day, everyday, Kane has to walk around in public with both half a shaved head and no eyebrows.

Nobody can look good without eyebrows. Nobody. Not even this chick ...

I have to assume that a look such as this makes Kane quite the spectacle, because when you’re a 7ft tall man with no eyebrows and half a shaved head you tend to draw attention to yourself. I would venture to guess that if you looked like Kane on a daily basis, the bagboy at the supermarket would be afraid to ask you if you wanted paper or plastic, and the mail man would simply tie your magazines to a brick and toss them at your door as opposed to slipping them in the mail slot.

There aren’t many haircuts that I believe would get in the way of everyday public activities, but Kane’s is one of them; but on the plus side, he’s also a multi-millionaire, and for that kind of money I’d probably have no problem walking around without eyebrows either.

#3 – Molly Holly

Molly Holly has long been one of my all time favorite WWE Divas. She’s always had the “girl next door” look down to a tee. This was true whether she was a blonde …

A brunette …

Or a Superhero …

In any situation, she was the epitome of cute.

Then she had her head shaved …

Long story short, Molly Holly had a match with Victoria at WrestleMania 20, and if she lost she agreed to shave her head; she lost. Therefore in a matter of minutes Molly’s hair went from this …

To this …

And then ultimately, to this …

While I’m not a woman, I assume being a female with a shaved head takes a lot of self-confidence. For many females hair is the most important aspect of their overall look, so the fact that Molly was able to march around without hair proves that she’s a very strong and confident woman; a feature that only adds to her over-all appeal in my mind.

Still, that doesn’t make it look any less ridiculous on her.

In interviews Molly has said that during her time as a bald woman she was mistaken for a guy on several occasions. She also says she “learned a lot about herself”, and was saddened that it took so long for it to grow back in; fortunately for her, it did grow back in and Molly not only proved that women can do anything guys can do, but also that even chicks with lesbian-esque haircuts can look attractive …

More power to ya’ Molly.

#2 – Jimmy Jacobs

You may or may not know who Jimmy Jacobs is, but in my opinion he’s one of the (if not the) most entertaining wrestlers on the indy scene right now.

Personally, he's one of my favorites.

Jimmy Jacobs’ wrestling persona is that of a modern day dark, devious, deceitful villain who not only entertains you on the microphone, but amazes you in the ring.

Sadly, his hair looks ridiculous.

I don’t even know how to describe Jimmy Jacobs’ hair most of the time, as my Microsoft Word program only has so many synonyms for the word "ridiculous". Truthfully, Jimmy Jacobs has one of the few hairstyles that would garner stares from people if he walked into Hot Topic, and that store sells Darkwing Duck T-Shirts.

Yeah, I don't know what that means. Just go with it.

Jimmy’s hair constantly changes, which I guess is a good thing, as he never remains stagnant. His hair has always got a crazy collection of colors in it, and it’s styled in a way that makes you want to hang out with him on Halloween. Sometimes he puts it in a mohawk, other times he parts it to the side, and on some occasions he just spikes it up in whatever form he sees fit.

Personally, as ridiculous as Jimmy’s hair looks to the everyday person, it really fits his character well, and adds to his overall appeal. Plus, it takes a lot of balls to walk around with half a mohawk and an EMO part.

I guess that’s why he’s Jimmy Jacobs and I’m not.

#1 – Luna Vachon

If I lived next door to Luna Vachon, and one day my puppy mysteriously went missing, I’d probably automatically assume she killed it.

I would totally base that assumption on her haircut.

While Molly Holly’s bald head was a one time deal that she only did for the good of the company, Luna’s hair looked similar to the picture above throughout her entire career.

Luna somehow found a way to combine a mohawk, perm, and mullet together, creating her own unique hairstyle that would scare away even the horniest of men. Cap onto that the fact that Luna regularly drew veins on her shaved bald scalp, and you’ve got the most frightening female haircut in the history of not only wrestling, but American society.

There is absolutely no other industry other than wrestling where Luna’s haircut would be acceptable. She wouldn’t be able to be a teacher, would never be able to work in customer service, and I’m pretty sure if she were a stripper guys would only hand her singles out of fear for their lives; in pro-wrestling, however, Luna’s hairstyle was just as normal as the clean cut hairdo of Matt Lauer …

Sadly for Luna, however, Matt Lauer makes a more attractive female than she does …

Don't lie, you'd hit it if you were drunk enough.