MIDDLE-AGED DOUCHEBAGS : Ken examines middle-aged douchebags. 40-year old men you can regularly find at bars, wearing Dockers khakis and flirting with chicks half their age ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
IF MY MORNING COMMUTE WAS LIKE MARIO KART : Ken imagines how awesome it would be if his early commute into the office was similar to the races in Mario Kart ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
DR. RUTH'S GUIDE TO COLLEGE LIFE : Dr. Ruth's Guide To College Life is a book from a 70-summod year old sex expert, and it strives to make ones transition into College life stress free ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE COUCH FIGHTER : Spawned from the success of the UFC, and normally decked out in Tapout T-shirts and tribal tattoos, The Couch Fighter is the epitome of a faux tough-guy ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
2008 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS CHEERLEADERS POSTER : This poster of the 2008 Patriots Cheerleaders is an item regularly used for masturbation by lonely men across the Northeast ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
5 CARTOON CHARACTERS I'D LIKE TO GET STONED WITH : Ken takes a look at the 5 cartoon characters he'd like to get stoned with. Don't act like you've never thought about it ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
TUCCIOHOLIC'S HALLOWEEN HAVOC 2008 : Follow the link for the complete archive of all the spooky articles included in Tuccioholic's Halloween Havoc 2008 ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
THE GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE DANIELLE FISHEL : Ken talks about a cashier at his supermarket who bares a striking resemblance to the actress who played Topanga on Boy Meets World ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
KEN TUCCIO RETRO : This installment of Ken Tuccio Retro is from October 2006. Ken examines a board game version of a game everyone played atleast once in their life, Hangman ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
EGGO STUFFED FRENCH TOASTER STICKS : Eggo has taken their popular French Toaster Sticks and "improved" them. By "improved" I mean they stuffed them with maple syrup ... ::: CLICK TO READ :::
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