Ken Tuccio is a writer from Ansonia, CT.

Over the years Ken has become a strong advocate that Taco Bell should be less stingy in their sauce giving ways. He has found from experience that two sauces don't properly sauce a regularly purchased value meal.

He hates the blue shells in Mario Kart for the Wii, as he is of the belief that they give the less skilled Kart players an opportunity to take advantage of the more skilled. It's the Mario equivalent of discrimination.

Ken has a thing for Patricia Heaton, and as such, he is the only 20-something male to regularly watch Back To You.

He hopes to one day find a physician whose last name is actually Pepper, as the prospect of asking Dr. Pepper for medical advice is horribly appealing to him.

Ken has a strange Urkel-like obsession with cheese, his favorite being provolone, as he simply enjoys saying the word. Seriously, say provolone, it just rolls off the tongue.

He owns Gigli on DVD, because he knows most people don't.

A few years ago Ken owned a hamster that had babies. Since the pet store wouldn't take them back he set them free in the wild. Afterwards he felt bad when he realized that infant hamsters probably don't have the proper wildlife training to sustain themselves in such a rough environment.

Ken launched Tuccioholic.com on May 12th, 2008. It's intended to house his unique brand of humor, as well as make him much more searchable via Google.

If you'd like more information about Ken, or would like to challenge him to a game of Scrabble, he can be reached via email at ken@tuccioholic.com.